Boozhy Headlines: Lou is Way More of a Drunk Than Me!

Poor poor drunk Louis Rosano, 39 of the Bronx.  Lou passed out on the roofdeck of the Eagle last night and was left there to die.  It seems Lou woke up late the next morning and his cries for help were heard by a parking attendant.  Said attendant called the police who climbed a ladder to the third floor roof deck, cut through the fence and ushered poor hung over Lou to safety.

My personal favorite was Lou's quote upon rescue:  "You know they're supposed to check the club at closing.  Well the idiots didn't."  Umm...  The bartenders are the idiots?  Hello Pot, this is the kettle calling.  You're black.  I mean, really, weren't you the one that passed out drunk at the Eagle.  On a TUESDAY!!?!?!?  I don't mean to resort to name callin', but since you threw down the gauntlet, I'd wager you were a bit of an idiot yourself.

Lou goes on to say, "It was a slow night.  I was having a good night.  I probably did pass out."  Ummm....  Probably?  I'd say most definitely.  But, hey you were having a good night...  Passin out at the Eagle and getting rescued by cops.  Ahh...  Good Times.

Thanks Reader Andy C.

Comments

[oliver]

When did you change your name to Louis Rosano?

[Jim]

The above response is why I read blogs. Hilarious.
I do think that the guy deserves his name on a barstool or something. It is good publicity, and to not realize what an ass you have made of yourself is certainly worth something.

[Dave]

I dont know exactly how I ended up on your blog (some email from a friend was connected to here) but anyways..you are seriously funny and I will be sure to continue to read. It makes me want to start blogging in some ways, and I have held out for so long.

Dave

[Tom]

They should hang a sign reading "The Louis Rosano roofdeck is closed until further notice."

[So Left I'm Right]

I hope all he was wearing was assless chaps.

[Shawn]

I almost fell off from these breakfast bar stools. You are amazingly witty.