Boozhy Politics: The Threat of Gay Mexicans

After the terrible thumping the Reds received in Election '06, Republicans everywhere are looking for wedge issues to be used to scare Americans into voting them back into power.  The most likely bogeyman to emerge?  Gay illegal Mexicans who want to marry!  Totally scary, right? 

In order to keep those illegal gay Mexicans out of the United States, Texas Border Watch has set up video cameras along the Texas-Mexico border so that heterosexual, god fearing, white Americans can view the border 24 hours a day from the comfort of their own home and play a role in securing the Texas border from incoming illegal gay Mexicans. 

We've signed up for an account.  And although we haven't spotted any gay illegals yet, it's just a matter of time (you can see an example a cam shot above).  And don't worry, we've already e-mailed TBW to ask them to provide cameras in color as the black and white makes it difficult to distinguish Mexicans who are waving the rainbow flags that would determine their sexuality.  Hat Tip: PD