We are just finding out that early in the week, John McCain's brother Joe (no, not Joe the Plumber) placed a phone call to 911, because he was stuck in traffic. This is the transcript of the call:
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Joe McCain: It’s not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?
Joe McCain: Fuck you. (caller hangs up)
'Cause 911 operators (just like all my exes, hate to be hung up on), the Operator called back and received the voicemail of good ol' Joe (stiill Joe the Brother, not Joe the Plumber) which said: Hi, this is Joe McCain. I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.” To which the 911 operator shouted "NAMEDROPPER!" and suggested McCain no longer call 911 to complain about TRAFFIC.
And THEN, to make this story even BETTER, Joe then called 911 a second time to complain about the message left on his voicemail.
Joe McCain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Joe McCain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you’re sitting in traffic.
HAHAAHAH. Smackdown!