Boozhy: a blog

Boozhy Elections: Conspiracy of Ugly Russians to Oust a More Gorgeouser One

First let me say that I absolutely do not believe the accusation held by Russian vote monitoring group Golos, that Medvedev won the Russian Presidency illegally.  Medvedev is totally gorgeous and the people at Golos?  They are ugly and jealous.  I mean it's obvious Medvedev won.  He's really really handsome, and not even just handsome for a politician.  Medvedev is handsome in real people standards.  And that, people, is what matters. 

Boozhy Politicians: Russian Voters Replace Self Annointed Sex Symbol With Actual Sex Symbol

Russian voters offered up a resounding victory for First Deputy Premier (and dreamboat) Dmitry Medvedev.  Guess the voters wanted to replace a self-annointed sex symbol (who can forget the presidential pecs photos self-published by Putin) with an actual one.  I don't know much about Medvedev, but it doesn't really matter much, I mean, remember my dozens of blog posts on how John Roberts is totally my favorite Supreme Court Justice?  Clearly when a politician is max gorge, the importance of their politics matter much less.

Boozhy Headlines: Presidential Pecs

Russian Prez Vladimir Putin has set global media upon it's head by submitting a host of shirtless photos of his mountain fishing vacation with Prince Albert II of Monaco to be published in the Russian papers. 

Hmmm...  looks to me as if Putin and Prince Albert had a little Brokeback Mountain adventure--Siberia-style.   

Boozhy Headlines: It's On! OK, Maybe It's Not. Oops!

The Swiss Army invaded Liechtenstein on Saturday.  The Swiss claimed the invasion was an accident, but we here at Boozhy know better.  We can totes smell a conspiracy when we see one, especially one that is SO obvious as this. 

Liechtenstein and Switzerland have LONG been rivals for the title of most boring nation.  The Swiss figured if they co-opted Liechtenstein, they'd totally win for sure.  But, once they realized that by INVADING Liechtenstein their actions may be perceived as interesting (and as a result would likely lose the title outright to Luxembourg), the Swiss ducked and ran for the safety of their boring borders, claiming the whole affair was a mistake.  Uh huh.  We don't buy it for a second.